From the archives: Music Puns and Hipster Beethoven

 “Anyone who tells a lie has not a pure heart, and cannot make a good soup. ”



This post is from way back when… brought back from the depths of the wordpress 2011 archives.  Let me say that awesome is awesome and the music puns post is still great.

This reblog is for any dedicated music nerds..I also just wanted to point out something random, if Beethovan was around today he would have been a hipster.. the soup quote proves it.






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I didn’t want my kids to join band or orchestra, and risk being exposed to so much sax and violins.

It only leads to treble.

How clef-er.

I’ve been told I’m pretty sharp.

These jokes always fall flat.

People just don’t measure up.

We just don’t have the staff for it.

Didn’t you get my note?

I’ve had to scale back.

It’ll just take a minuet.

There have been some minor setbacks.

This was a major development.


This was just a prelude to a repeat offense.

I didn’t mean to de-bass your comment.

I think your G-string is a bit tight.

They’re not really my forte.

You’re not really in tune with what’s going on, are you?

Hey — give it a rest, retard.

It built up with a crescendo, but then went mute.

Wouldn’t mind putting…

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